Post by Screech on Aug 26, 2018 16:43:01 GMT
HELLO MORTALS.
IT IS I, SCREECH, DESCENDING FROM THE IDIOT REALM TO BRING YOU A SHOP.
Welcome to Screech's Murder Shop! Here you can buy all sorts of people to murder you. We even have Premium Murderers!
Welcome to Screech's Murder Shop! Here you can buy all sorts of people to murder you. We even have Premium Murderers!
(Premium Deluxe) - Taturataku! Get rekt by A fluffy demon! ----- By purchasing (premium) Taturataku, you'll get a warning in your dreams, followed by a searing pain, followed by some other kind of death! Huzzah! |
(Premium This is a Joke) - Divine Inspiration! Become a pile of ash! ----- By purchasing (Premium This is a joke) Divine Inspiration, you'll be struck by the idea of Gods! And turned to toast! |
(Average) - Äker! Death by Taunts ----- By purchasing (Average) Äker, you'll interrupt him on his way home and get A: Killed Scourge Style or B: Get your throat ripped out! Choices! |
(Average) - Delta! INSANITY ----- By purchasing (Average) Delta, you'll annoy a mass murderer and then get added to a bone pile! Plain and simple! |
| Have fun sorting through the Murder Shop folks! |
